May 2013
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May 22nd
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imaginaryimageblog: At a cemetery: most viewed this [week] [month] [all time]
May 17th
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All the Hate Mail!: Am I Dying? →
theyearofelan: Since the dawn of man, we have all been asking the same question: Am I dying? I have discovered a simple formula to figure out if you are dying. First, answer these 10 simple questions: 1. Are you currently in a car, but also underwater? 2. Does it hurt to breathe and are you going to stop…
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
May 12th
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carpe whatever: An Open Letter To Bikini Season →
mmesurly: How many bikini season posts have I seen on the internet so far this Spring? How many sopping guides; rules to determine which fruit I resemble the most? How many lists are there of swimsuits and sundresses that are “appropriate” for my body type? How much time have I spent in front of the mirror,…
May 11th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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I don’t know how I got out of the womb let alone into college
May 6th
“I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in...”
– The Mental Illness Happy Hour by Paul Gilmartin (via mayraq) Forever my favorite quote. (via kaitmpayne)
May 4th
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imaginaryimageblog: A group of ants carrying a pair of discarded truck nutz back to their colony.
May 3rd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
47 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I wish I had like a cool urn or box I could just put all my self hatred in and I’d let it chill on my desk and clean it out when I needed to and everything and I could go about my shit peacefully
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 24th
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Today TWO different funny people said they thought I was funny which is the best thing that can happen to an Emma so it’s slightly more okay that I have no idea what is going on ever ever ever
Apr 24th
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NEXT ON "EMMA'S (SAD EXCUSE FOR A) LIFE:"
Will she go to NYU or will she go to Emerson? Will she have fun at prom? Will she fail absolutely every single class she’s taking? Will she figure out what she wants to do with her existence? Will she see an albino moose ever? Will she regret whatever college choice she makes? Will she make it? At all? Will she become a cave-dwelling shaman? Stay tuned.
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 18th
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Why Dove's "Real Beauty Sketches" Video Makes Me...
jazzylittledrops: So this video started going around my facebook today, with about a dozen of my female friends sharing the link with comments like, and “Everyone needs to see this”, and “All girls should watch this,” and “This made me cry.” And I’m not trying to shame those girls! I definitely understand why they would do so. And I don’t want to be a killjoy. But as I clicked link and started...
Apr 17th
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Apr 12th
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imaginaryimageblog: a creature used to walking only on banana peels slips on a patch of bare ground.
Apr 12th
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