Whatever

imaginaryimageblog: At a cemetery: most viewed this [week] [month] [all time]

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:26:13 -0400

At a cemetery: most viewed this [week] [month] [all time]

All the Hate Mail!: Am I Dying?

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:28:31 -0400

Since the dawn of man, we have all been asking the same question:

Am I dying?

I have discovered a simple formula to figure out if you are dying.

First, answer these 10 simple questions:

1. Are you currently in a car, but also underwater?

2. Does it hurt to breathe and are you going to stop…

Shaking (at Keswick Theatre)

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:40:53 -0400

Shaking (at Keswick Theatre)

jessicacabot: me too Tilda. Me too.

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:39:50 -0400

jessicacabot:

me too Tilda. Me too.

scotchtrooper:

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:52:59 -0400

scotchtrooper:

drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t,...

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:37:36 -0400

drarna:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

carpe whatever: An Open Letter To Bikini Season

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:12:49 -0400

carpe whatever: An Open Letter To Bikini Season:

mmesurly:

How many bikini season posts have I seen on the internet so far this Spring? How many sopping guides; rules to determine which fruit I resemble the most? How many lists are there of swimsuits and sundresses that are “appropriate” for my body type? How much time have I spent in front of the mirror,…

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:47:11 -0400

dustydanger: Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip. 3:15 AM –...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:42:48 -0400

dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway

humansofnewyork: Seen in Golden Gate Park

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:35:06 -0400

humansofnewyork:

Seen in Golden Gate Park

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:29:17 -0400

Photo

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:21:01 -0400

I don’t know how I got out of the womb let alone into college

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:18:17 -0400

I don’t know how I got out of the womb let alone into college

"I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in the room shitting all..."

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:58:09 -0400

“I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in the room shitting all over everything and nobody is saying anything. I’m just dying to say, “Hey, do you ever feel like jumping off a bridge?” or “Do you feel an emptiness inside your chest at night that is going to swallow you?” But you can’t say that at a cocktail party.”

- The Mental Illness Happy Hour by Paul Gilmartin (via mayraq)

Forever my favorite quote.

(via kaitmpayne)

imaginaryimageblog: A group of ants carrying a pair of discarded truck nutz back to their colony.

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:45:22 -0400

imaginaryimageblog:

A group of ants carrying a pair of discarded truck nutz back to their colony.

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 05:44:42 -0400

Photo

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:23:29 -0400

I love television.

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:23:09 -0400

I love television.

Photo

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:07:39 -0400

Photo

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:17:11 -0400